I know we don't know each other very well. (Well, I don't know you very well, and you don't know me at all.) But I was hoping I could ask you something.
Even though I was very pleased with the Sabres' win over the Bruins, I'm still very wary of trusting them to keep it up. And even though I love Yo-Yo deep down, we're still on the outs because of him
missing four (4!) open nets yesterday breaking all of his fingers recently.
So, I was wondering if maybe you wanted to marry me? You know, for a little while?
You played like a fox
yesterday tonight, a fox that is very good at spunky hockey, and I would like to reward you accordingly.
Please circle YES, NO, or MAYBE.
P.S. This is totally how marriage works, right?