The New Kids

Yesterday the Sabres increased their ranks of left-shooting German centers whose names easily lend themselves to lame puns by 100%. That Darcy, he knows just what I like.

Oh, and something about a kid named Gerbe, too. I guess he's going to be big. Except... small. He'll be big and small. Bigly small and smally big. If you know what I mean. (And what I mean is he's 5'5" and really good at hockey.)