I've said it before, but I'll say it again:
You look like serial killer. Seriously, get that
Stay back, I'm not kidding,
Gambler
P.S. Enjoy your new car, psychopath. Please drive it to the other Conference. Thanks.
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
A Letter With Photographic Evidence
Dear Eric Staal,
I've said it before, but I'll say it again:
You look like serial killer. Seriously, get thatscythe meat hook stick the hell away from my throat, before you get a face full of mace.
Stay back, I'm not kidding,
Gambler
P.S. Enjoy your new car, psychopath. Please drive it to the other Conference. Thanks.
I've said it before, but I'll say it again:
You look like serial killer. Seriously, get that
Stay back, I'm not kidding,
Gambler
P.S. Enjoy your new car, psychopath. Please drive it to the other Conference. Thanks.
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5 comments:
For a serial killer, he sure is cute!
Mom! You're totally undermining the credibility of this letter! He's not cute, he's a SERIAL KILLER! And, even worse, he's a HURRICANE!
And you call yourself a Sabres fan. For shame!
Ugh. Eric Staal. Blech. I'm sure he's the only guy who made threatening gestures with his hockeky stick.
Wow, I'm finding all kinds of new blogs! Hi Gambler! I've seen you on IPB.
Staal does look like a serial killer, but not as bad as Toni Lydman does. Sorry, Toni, lose the haircut if you don't want to scare small children.
On another topic entirely...
I thought that you might be interested to know that fans can vote for the Hobey Baker Award. By my count, two Sabres prospects, Tim Kennedy and Nathan Gerbe, are in the running. Here’s the website:
http://hobeybaker.com/
We need to start a grassroots PR campaign!
Ummmmm aren't you forgeting that Rod Brind'amour is on his team.
He needs to protect himself at all costs against the ugliest guy in hockey... wait... I meant to say THE WORLD!
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